Makeup Lessons

Published August 11, 2020

Don’t Know Beauty

I’ve been asked to make a guest post on this website, even though I don’t know the first thing about makeup. Firstly, I’m a man…

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Published October 24, 2018

In life you have to make sacrifices for your kids, and sometimes that involves sitting in the corner of a party for three hours with…

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Published September 12, 2018

I keep seeing all these posts on Visage-Tome about how kids are super smart, and they say the funniest things, and how there’s such simple…

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Published April 10, 2018

Frankly, I’m not too impressed by this…’Home of the Future’ tour. Things got off to a bad start when I realised that I’d be taking…

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Published April 3, 2018

Suits are an example of an oppressive society, and they must be eliminated. Oh, and don’t think that formal-wear for women will be spared. The…

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Published August 10, 2017

People in this country are so squeamish. I swear, half the things that make people uncomfortable here are purely a result of a wasteful lifestyle.…

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Published August 7, 2017

The internet our here in the boondocks is AWFUL. And this is technically considered to be Melbourne as well. I know bad internet in Australia…

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Published August 6, 2017

I’m not happy. And that’s…odd. I have conquered my greatest foe… … Alright, so my greatest foe just sort of walked out, unexpectedly. He was…

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Published July 26, 2017

The ancient Monks used insects for a lot of things. It’s a tradition that continues to this day, because my family is super weird, and…

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Published July 26, 2017

Do termites serve a purpose, or were they put on this Earth to make us miserable? I’m starting to think they were. Two weeks we’ve…

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